cmdr normandypants
i dont know what im doing

i dont know what im doing

farewellstars:

LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE

kat-rampant:

I’ve never seen d cleavage before this is revolutionary I am stunned by the brilliance of this costume design

kat-rampant:

I’ve never seen d cleavage before this is revolutionary I am stunned by the brilliance of this costume design

vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

image

tiit:

my tumblr clique is just me

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
  • image

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys