cmdr normandypants

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

It’s all a matter of perspective.
  • me to every female character at some point: you deserved better

lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe

l0stwooods:

do i want a dragon or do i want to be a dragon

frederdickchilton:

"we are groot" more like i’m crying in a cinema surrounded by strangers over a cgi racoon like creature and his dying best friend the talking tree

GOTG WAS SO GOOOOOD

Get to know the blogger with personality tests results, or for your own reference. (take the tests and reblog with your results bolded)

MOTIV
Materialist | Offbeat | Thinking | Intimate | Vital | Conventional | Emotional | Withholding | Depressive

GLOBAL 5
social | reserved | limbic | calm | organized | unstructured | accommodating | egocentric | non-curious | inquisitive

R-DRIVE
Narcissism | Unconventionality | Empiricism | Vitality | Othercentricism | Independence | Integrity | Intellect | Stoicism | Orderliness | Hedonism | Dynamism | Activity | Romanticism

ENNEAGRAM
type 1 | type 2 | type 3 | type 4 | type 5 | type 6 | type 7 | type 8 | type 9

JUNG/MYERS-BRIGS
enfp | enfj | entp | entj | estj | esfj | estp | esfp | infp | infj | intp | intj | istj | isfj | istp | isfp

ALIGNMENT
lawful good | neutral good | chaotic good | true neutral | lawful neutral | chaotic neutral | lawful evil | neutral evil | chaotic evil

4 TEMPERAMENTS
melancholic | phlegmatic | choleric | sanguine

ROSENBERG SELF-ESTEEM SCALE
1 - 3 | 4 - 6 | 7 - 9 | 10 - 12 | 13-15 | 16 -18 | 19 -21 | 22 - 24 | 25 - 27 | 28 - 30

coyocoyo:

The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh

inspired by (x)

coelasquid:

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

I think you’re describing a parrot.

stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and suck your foot… (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

rememberingwalt:

Top 10 Disney Males (as voted by my followers)

10. Hans

I, on the other hand, am the hero who’s going to save Arendelle from destruction.

thesabbit:

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

What eeveelution is this

thesabbit:

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

What eeveelution is this