cmdr normandypants
GUESS WHO GOT HER HAIR DOOOOOOONE

GUESS WHO GOT HER HAIR DOOOOOOONE

  • Me: *heals self*
  • Enemy: *heals self*
  • Me: Whoa. Whoa.
  • Me: What do you think you're doing?
  • Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
  • Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: It's different when I do it.

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

Dancing In The Dark
Artie Shaw

Artie Shaw - Dancing In The Dark (1941)

gangsterpng:

"pizza is great but I can’t stand the crust"

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We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.

peppapigvevo:

opdownrange:

S.W.A.T. Team Wedding Photos Are More Romantic Than Tactical

The photos were even uploaded on the Chongqing S.W.A.T.’s official social networking site. 

THAT SHOT ON THE MOTORCYCLE THO

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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Beggin' For Thread
BANKS

sugar-im-goin-down:

when thisimage
feels like thisimage

Cate Parr on Etsy

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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