Meeting your LI in a BioWare game for the first time like
psst bioware, pls consider a freckles slider for future games
Thanks! I’m away for a week, but expect a paintover then.
“Vivienne - still better than bioware’s. (That damn lips and horns)”
lol o wow
i dunno man maybe you should ask them to redline your stuff, i mean it’s better than bioware’s it says it right there
waiting for the sex scene in bioware games like
Things Bioware Doesn’t Understand:
- How people want to wear their hair
BioWare fandom can be such asshats when characters display any sort of questioning opinion toward the PC, and the funniest and most ridiculous part is how those questioning characters are provably right 99% of the time.
Ashley thinks the Council will abandon humans for their own needs. Then they do that.
Carth thinks your circumstance is suspicious and the Jedi’s motivations are more than they’re letting on. Oh, guess what, he’s literally right.
Wynne questions your forever love with Alistair. “You may be forced to make a choice between saving your love and saving everyone else.” Then that exactly happens.
"BUT WHY AREN’T ALL MY LIFE CHOICES BEING ENTHUSIASTICALLY ENDORSED I AM ALWAYS RIGHT"
(more) Quality over quantity, y’know? Straight male options being more plentiful did NOT mean they were any better. And while twitter dude can go climb a wall of glass dicks, I do share the worry that there are going to be romance options that feel shallow or tacked on instead of making ALL of the options decent and substantial.
ALL RIGHT now that I’m not on mobile and it’s not 11pm on a weekend night and I’m sober we’re gonna talk about this.
What I don’t understand is how you think you can distance yourself from Twitter STR8 Crybaby and still go on to say all the things you’re saying. Even with a shiny coating of reasonableness jargon you are saying the exact same thing.
Let’s go back to your original comment and take it apart one brick at a time, because I’ve had it with this kind of bullshit.
me making choices in bioware games
when you offend a bioware companion by talking to a random npc, helping a kid on fire, or peeing on some sacred ashes or whatever
It’s not a Bioware game until you’ve opened up 20 tabs on the Dragon Age wiki to strategize your romance options.
all I want in life is for Bethesda and Bioware to get together and make the fantasy RPG to end all fantasy RPGs.